Do You Know Me?

In my Biopedia class, I assigned my students to create a list of things to challenge those who would read their Biopedias. Questions that would stimulate thinking and curiosity. A mixture of truth and lies; and as Mark Twain would say, lies, damned lies, and statistics. Some of the true things I'm not proud of, but confession is good for the soul, right?

So, here is my list: 

Which of these did I not do?

Was a guest “expert” on The Young Turks television show

Won a cake-baking contest

Won a sewing contest

Sang an aria in a professional choir

Served as a consultant on an “America’s Most Wanted” episode

Won a humor contest

Served on a jury for a sensational murder trial

Authored a radio play that was produced and recorded

Had my song lyrics performed on a professional album

Was bitten by a wild animal

Bit a wild animal

Have been baptized 48 times

Used my own belt sander to refinish a house with siding

Got tangled in a parachute sky diving 

Won a milking contest -- into a coke bottle

Drowned and was resuscitated

Am 2% Askenazi Jew (here's a statistic, for Twain's sake)

Climbed every major pyramid in Mexico

Had two of my books stolen by Anthropic

Drove an ice cream truck

Was a waitress

Fumbled information, forgot facts, and was humiliated and left speechless on a live national radio program

Gladly ate fried worms

Stole from my employer

Had one of my books entered as evidence in a federal hate crime case

Any guesses? Comment below!
And start your own list!